To my adoring fans,
Yes....It is true, I am the one and only Super Uke. From this day foward, this journal will be filled with one heart stopping amazing feat of bravery after another. Now, just to answer a few questions that have been asked of me Let me use this first Journal Entry to answer my fanmail (Names will not be used so that I protect my fans from annoying spam mail)
Letter 1: What are your super powers anyways?
Answer: Ah... Good question. My super powers have been the supject of many questions. I assure you all now, they are the most powerful in all the land. Unfortunatly, just mentioning them would make your poor mortal ears bleed. Either that or your head would explode. Either way, I don't think it is worth the risk, do you?
Now! Onwards!
Letter 2: Why don't you have a Super Seme....
Answer: crying crying Lets go to Letter three, shall we? crying crying
Letter 3: Who is Master AFCSS?
Answer: AH! DO NOT SPEAK HER VILE NAME IN MY PRESENCE!!! AAAH! I feel the need to wash with acid! But you all must be taught. Knowledge is power against this loathsome fiend.
Master AFCSS' full name is Master Annoying-Female-Character that-Stops-Slash. You all have seen her. In Kingdom Hearts, Master AFCSS manifested herself as the utterlessly helpless and lazy character Kairi who was only there to stop the wonderful BL that is RikuxSora.
Again, she manifests herself in Pirates of the Carribean with the, again, helpless and useless character Elizabeth Swann. And if you think that is the last place she turns her vile head, see her yet again in Harry Potter as, yes you guessed it, both Ginny Weasley and Hermione Granger. Do you see her accursed power now? This fiend must be stopped at all cost!
Letter 4: You aren't really a super hero, are you?
Answer: Uh...Hello? My name is SUPER UKE!! Not Normal Uke, or Slightly-Above-Average Uke. No. It is Super Uke. I rest my case.
NEXT LETTER!
Letter 5: I don't believe that s**t about the "Bleeding of the ears" or "Head exploding" if you speak your powers. I want to know what they are right now!!!11oneone
Answer: Tsk Tsk Tsk. Poor poor fool. You wont be hearing anymore from our dear friend here, I am afraid. I Private Messaged him just the bare surface of my powers and he is still in a coma in the hospital.
Letter 6: DON'T FEED THEM THAT CRAP! I AM RIGHT HERE! stare Assassins aren't really as reliable as they used to be. I guess I have to deal with this on my own.
Ah well. Until next time, Keep on Slashin'
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On the Next Episode of Super Uke!-
Watch in awe as he goes through a "normal" day on the job.
Super Uke · Sun Sep 26, 2004 @ 03:50pm · 4 Comments |