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The plot thickens! Is BL Lad...Gay?! -Gasp- |
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Hello...Super Uke fans...
It is I, BL Lad. Super Uke is out doing...something at the moment, so I am here reporting to you on the stare GREAT SEARCH FOR SUPER SEME stare I don't know why Super Uke wants a Super Seme. He has me to boss around and I do all the work for him. stare But then again I suppose he needs romance. And, contrary to popular belief, I am not gay, so I suppose that that fact will prevent me from being seme, since, Seme and gay kinda go hand and hand... stare But I don't care. My master's buisness is none of my own. All I need to do is interview these wanna-be Seme and see which one is the best for my Master. stare But I don't think any of them will be best for my master...
A Super Seme needs to have these following characteristics:
1) Super Powers (Seperating regular Seme from Super Seme) 2) The body of a greek god (Super Uke's words, not mine sweatdrop ) 3) An angsty troubled past (Every Seme has one) 4)The power to boss Super Uke around (That is a power? Even I could do that if I wanted to... stare )
But yes...that are the requirements.
Well, we have about 5 men outside that think they are Super Seme material. I gave them a form to fill out before I interviewed them so I don't waste my life on this nonsense. Lets humiliat- I mean...Lets meet them now.
Seme Wanna-be #1:
Name- Ralphie Rickson (Yea...that is a super name... stare ) Super Power- Super strength (Original....) Past- Happy childhood with many flowers and a puppy with soulful eyes. Also, my great Pop po-
We are stopping that there because, obviously, "Ralphie" didn't read the part on the flyer that requested a tormented past. Also, such sugary sweetness is rapidly giving my tooth decay.
Next.
Seme Wanna-be #2:
Name: Bob Bobstein
Ok. That is it. We are stopping this entry there on account of a ridiculous name. Bob Bobstein?! What is that?! I don't care if he was beaten in a burlap sack as a child, raped by monkies, and went on to kill a small island. Nothing makes up for that name.
Seme Wanna-be #3:
Name: Talon (Uh oh. One name? I sense angst) Super Power: Controls the powers of darkness (Hm...I guess that is pretty cool...) Past: Too tramatic to discuss. Lets just say I can never show my face in 5 of the 7 Continents ever again. ( stare ) How would you treat your Super Uke: Like any other Uke. I think that well about covers it. ( scream HOW DARE HE SAY THAT ABOUT MY MASTER! WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?! "Any other Uke". SUPER UKE ISN'T "ANY OTHER UKE!" Super Uke is special and funny and sweatdrop very lazy... But EVEN SO! HOW COULD TALON SAY TH- *Ehem*)
Well...he meets all of my masters requirements...I suppose I should interview him. He probably would make a good Super Seme.
I open the door and dismiss the other Seme Wanna-bes since none of them could be any more perfect then Talon. Inviting Talon in, I begrudgingly note that he has a well toned physique. I asked him a few questions which I don't feel like retelling here as Talon either artfully eluded answering them or responded with such strange and oblique answers that I had no clue as to what the answer would be.
He would be a great Super Seme. I don't think there would be anyone in the world better then him according to my master's requirements. He really is everything my master would be looking for in a partner.
So I sent him on his way and torched his application. Why, you may ask? Because no one will be Super Uke's partner as long as I am around. And to make sure of this, I went up and switched the 6 on our apartment door so it read 9. Super Uke wouldn't notice, and now no one would bother us anymore.
Cackling evilly to myself I awaited my master's return as patiently as possible, rehearsing what I would say when he walked through the door. Deciding that lying was the best tactic, my story for my master was that I had been waiting here all day and no one had come. Figuring this was a brilliant plan, I sprawled out on the couch and watched some of my Getbacker DVDs before Super Uke returned.
Now, make no mistake. Just because I want Super Uke all to myself doesn't mean that I am gay. Just because I don't want anyone else to touch him besides me and that I would surelly kill anyone that so much as tried doesn't mean that I LIKE him or anything.... Right? sweatdrop
Hearing the door click, I peeked my head over the side of the couch to see my master come in.......followed by Talon. scream WHAT THE HELL WAS HE DOING HERE?! scream Hadn't I sent him on his way?! stressed
"Hey! BL Lad! Look who I found! His name is Talon. He was leaving the building when I was coming up. Don't you think he would just make the perfect Super Seme?"
stressed This wasn't fair. Glaring at my new rival, Talon smirked victoriously back at me. stressed stressed No one is going to take my Super Uke away from me. This is WAR!
You are going DOWN "Super Seme". But first, I feel the need to read over this journal entry and see if, maybe, I need to confess a few things to myself... stare
Well, until next time...PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF TALON!
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On the next episode of Super Uke:
It is WAR!
Super Uke · Mon Oct 04, 2004 @ 11:07pm · 1 Comments |
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