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MY LOVING PUBLIC!
It is I, Super Uke, in all my submissive glory! Bwhaaha... Now, before I go on about what has happened ??.
Tonight! Tee hee hee
I must update on all the things happening so far. I have separated them into color coded groups, so please, go ahead and read what you are interested in reading.
Master AFCSS-
Would you believe it? Still absolutely NOTHING!. Now it is getting even stranger since even her minions have ceased to appear. It is really as if Master AFCSS just fell off the face of the Earth. Not that I would mind that, of course, but even if that were the case, there would be some talk about it in the Evil Crime Circle (Where she is a card carrying member). But alas, nothing. It's as if she never existed. Either that, or she is doing a fabulous job of hiding herself and planning something so unutterably evil, I shudder to think about it.
Boys Love Lad-
My lovely assistant has, for some reason, left me. I found a note a few mornings ago:
Dear Super Uke,
I hate to leave without prior notice, but something is tremendously wrong with my powers. As a last resort, I am checking myself into Tsunami Camp for Onmyoji. I should be there for about a week or so. Please stay out of trouble. I don't have the money for another bail.
Love...Like a friend. AND ONLY A FRIEND!-
BL Lad.
Now, after I had gotten over the insult of the bail comment (I am not always in jail, thank you stare ) I realized that maybe I should be worried. BL Lad's powers have never given him problems before this, and for some reason, the last resort bit didn't make me feel all warm and snuggly. Hopefully he will be better when he gets back...I am sure he can take care of himself... AND IF HE KILLS HIMSELF THEN I AM GOING TO MURDER HIM!!!!
Super Seme-
Unfortunatly, after BL Lad left, all of Super Seme's attempts to talk/touch/acknowledge me have stopped. Perhaps Super Seme is worried too. I sure hope he isn't... But all this can be easily forgotten because...
heart SUPER SEME AND I HAVE HAD OUR FIRST DATE TONIGHT! heart
I tricke- Err... I mean, I convinced Super Seme into seeing a movie tonight with me! Yay! Our first date! Squee! It was so fabulous! I could hardly wait all day. I think Super Seme was excited too because he kept groaning everytime I popped in to tell him how many minutes were left until our big date. I am sure he simply couldn't wait!
The date itself was pretty ordinary. We sat in rapt anticipation of who would make the first move in the dark theater. Super Seme was so anxious, I could hear his brain grinding together (Oddly enough, I hear that same noise when Super Seme is sleeping. His brain must work an awful lot...)After that we went to a diner to eat. Excusing himself to the bathroom, Super Seme must have gotten lost since he left right after he ordered and didn't return until I had paid the bill. Poor guy crying . Once dinner was over, we went back to our apartment, but before I could get "Romantic" 4laugh , Super Seme's cellphone rang and he quickly left.
But that was over two hours ago. Getting worried, I went out in search of my boyfriend. Running into an elderly man, I took a chance and asked him if he knew where my Seme was. Murmuring something under his breath that I didn't catch, I asked the man to repeat himself. Getting irritated, the man waved his cane around dramatically before repeating himself again. Only catching something that sounded like "No" and "English", I once again asked the man to repeat what he said. Finally the man seemed to snap as he flailed around and yelled in an irritated way, "NO HABLA INGLES!" Finally understanding what the man was saying, I grabbed his shoulders to calm him down so the poor senior citizen didn't have a heart attack. Much misunderstanding my actions the man...well... Long story short, I now have a bruised rib from his cane, burning eyes from his granddaughter's pepper-spray and am now sitting in a jail cell stare . I called the apartment a few times in the hopes Super Seme would come and pick me up (I don't have his cell number) but as of yet, he hasn't come. Poor Seme must be pained from my absence! As a final resort, I left a message at BL Lad's cell in the hopes he could get in touch with Super Seme for me. Oh well.
Until my bail is paid, keep on slashin'!
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Super Uke · Wed Nov 03, 2004 @ 10:56pm · 3 Comments |
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