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Welcome Dear People!
Yes...It tis I, Super Uke, yet again, with my amazing tales of bravery, selflessness, and slashiness.
Now, you may be wondering (and I am sure you are), what it is I do all day. To answer that great question, I have let my sidekick, Boys Love Lad take notes as I went on my normal routine. As I have not yet
read these, no doubt, breathtaking notes, I shall make small comments along the way. Now without further ado:
Super Uke's Super Day
by, BL Lad stare
4:00AM. As per Super Uke's instruction, I go in to wake him up so he can patrol the city and see what is going on. Mumbling something about too many shots and a hang over, I get yelled at to leave under threats
of bodily harm and/or death. Doing as my master says, I patrol the city myself.
sweatdrop Um...Yea. Well, you see, last night was my birthday and some super buddies of mine wanted to take me out to a bar to celebrate. We had a few drinks and I came home pretty late, so I'm
sure you all can understand where I was coming from there... Also, I did not threaten BL Lad. I mearly suggested that it was in his best intrests to leave my room before I reached my gun... sweatdrop
5:30AM. I return from my patrol to see Super Uke half passed out in a bowl of cereal, murmuring about Corn Dogs and the destruction of Tokyo. Taking pity on the poor man, I tried to move his face
out of the bowl only to be bitten. After treating the wound, I came back into the kitchen out to see if Super Uke was in better spirits only to be met with an empty room and snoring from the bedroom. Figuring he
was still in a sour mood, I went off to see what I could do in town.
eek Wow... I don't even remember that. I had a dream something like that however. Corn Dogs were attacking the Tokyo Tower and trying to drown the city in cheerios and sour milk. But then
I flew up to fight the Master Corn Dog and just when he tried to rip off my head, I ate him. That was a very good dream actually.... 3nodding
8:00AM. Three bank robberies, one high speed car chase, five fires, and 15 Master AFCSS Minions later, I return home and am less then surprised to see Super Uke sprawled out on the couch
watching my Get Backer dvds. Clearing my throat to signal I was home, Super Uke grunts a response before returning his attention to the tv. Rather annoyed, I shut the tv off and demanded my master to get
ready for work. Mumbling rude insults and some vauge statement regarding my mother, Super Uke drags himself into his room where, I assume, he is getting dressed.
stare No comment....
12:15PM. Four Hours. Four Hours and my master still has not emerged from his room. I have knocked a few times and his grunts reassure me he is still alive, but FOUR HOURS?! Knocking once more, Super Uke finally emerges. Ready to go he starts running to the door yelling heroic sounding things about defending the weak and defeating evil. It would have been a very noble moment if he had been wearing his pants. Realizing his error quite quickly, Super Uke runs back into the room and leaves me wondering what the Hell he had been doing in there so long.
stare Again, no comment... stare
12:30PM. Putting on pants has proved only to be a 15 minute activity and Super Uke and I are now finally on the prowl. Sitting on the edge of a building and staring off into all the dark corners of BoysAi Town, my master is the very picture of diligence. Suddenly, he springs into action! Soaring through the air with such agility and speed, I watch to see what horrible crime could be going on now. What possible atrocity could there be that would make my awe-inspiring master spring into action like that? What danger was he protecting the world from now? Following him anxiously, I despaired to find the aim of his quest; A Sale at Suncoast. crying
IT WAS A GREAT SALE! COME ON! Three manga for the price of one? One free box of pocky with the purcase of three dvds? What sane person would pass that oppertunity up?! Well, not me for one. Those were the best five hours of my life.
5:56PM. Sitting here, with mountains of dvds and other assorted goods around me, I start to ponder my life. Tracing down memory after memory after memory, I try very hard to figure out where it was exactly when my whole existence got shot to Hell. Coming up blank, I simply look at my master-happily grabbing any dvd he had mistakenly left on the shelf and piling it onto the check out counter- and wonder how Master AFCSS hasn't taken over the world yet. What has Super Uke ever done to stop her? I personally think that the woman takes pity on us. I mean, honestly. Just last week, when Master AFCSS was attacking innocent bystanders, Super Uk-
I am stopping this there. The rest of this entry just details out my heroic victory over Master AFCSS and my rescue or the mayor of BoysAi Town. It is all very brave and riviting, but I doubt you people can handle this. So lets just skip to the end of these notes, shall we?
11:30PM. After paying Super Uke's bail money and having to pry my master off of one of his jailmates after they exchanged harsh words regarding the use of their only toliet, we are now walking home in utter silence. Every once in awhile, Super Uke coughs anxiously as if he were wanting to say something, but thinking better of it at the very last second. Needless to say, I am furious at my master at this point. Thinking about how I would best give him my resignation letter, I start pulling it out of my pocket before hearing something get murmured from my master. Looking over at him, I asked him to repeat what he said only to recieve a few more nervous coughs in reply. Finally, he coughs one final time before swinging an arm around me and giving me one of his side hugs. Whispering a small "Thank you" in my ear, my master's hold on me is released and he leaves a small kiss on my cheek. Blushing as red as I think my face can go, I stop short, allowing Super Uke to walk ahead of me. Watching him saunter off, I take out my resignation letter and rip it in half as I do every night. Damn that boy.
Hehehehehe. Works every time xd
Well, Until next time, Keep on slashin!
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