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This joke is not meant to hurt anyone's feelings, it's just funny. mrgreen There is this poor Mexican family that migrates to America. They have no food or money to buy food with so the husband goes to a hill to prey to God for food. While he is preying he doesnt notice the black guy at the top of the hill with two bags of groceries. One of the bags rips and a wheel of cheese rolls down and lands next to the Mexican husband. The husband thanks God for the cheese and takes it home to his wife. He then tells his wife to make nachos out of the cheese and the wife says why? He replies by saying while he was runnin with the cheese th voice of God was saying THAS NA CHO CHEESE!!!!! THAS NA CHO CHEESE!!!!

rofl A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He takes a drink and places it down. Then out of nowhere a monkey jumps out and pees in his drink then runs away. The guy asks the bartender, " Who's monkey is that?" The bartender says, " It's the pianist's." So the guy goes to the pianist and asks," Do you know your monkey just peed in my drink?" and the pianist says," No but if you hum it I'll be able to play it." xp

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