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The Joker, a part of the stewie untold story and more
"Ladies And Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-Eyed Mosquitoes and Bow-Legged Ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know Nothing About! One bright morning, in the middle of the night. Two dead boys got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other! If you dont believe this lie, ITS TRUE! Ask the blind lady on the corner...she saw it too"
-Joker mrgreen Quotes from some signs
On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.' lol
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." sweatdrop
These are really deep
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it's made up of two separate words- "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. neutral
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" blaugh
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
If you ever fall off a big tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.
Now a riddle
Tall I am young.
Short I am old.
While with life i do glow,
Breath is my foe
-Saphira from Eldest Ways to stay young # 1
Staw Wrapper Caterpiller (before attempting this get a lot of wrapped straws from McDonalds or Burger King and a glass of water)
While holding a wrapped drinking straw in your hand, carefully tear off approximately a 1/2 inch from one end.
Slowly and gently push down the remaining wrapper until the entire straw is exposed, and you're left with only a squashed paper wrapper. Doing this resembles pushing your sock down your ankle.
Next, remove the straw from the wrapper and place one finger over the opening at one end of the straw while placing the uncovered end into a glass of water. As you remove your finger from the covered end some water will enter the straw. Only a small amount of water is needed.
Replace your finger and lift the straw from the glass of water. Some water will remain in the straw.
Slowly remove your finger from the covered end allowing only a drop of water to fall onto the crumpled paper wrapper.
This will cause the wrapper to expand slowly, resembling the movement of a caterpillar or wiggly worm. A second and third drop of water will expand the wrapper even further. And Now Today's
Feature PresentationClick On Me This video is from stewies untold story the end is funny, I think. mrgreen
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