|
Riddles, Jokes, Some of my Art!!! and Funny Scenes
Two Riddles A grandfather clock chimes the appropriate number of times to indicate the hour, as well as chiming once at each quarter hour. If you were in another room and heard the clock chime just once, what would be the longest period of time you would have to wait in order to be certain of the correct time? xp
A headless man had a letter to write;
It was read by a man who had lost his sight.
The dumb repeated it word for word;
And deaf was he who listened and heard.
Solve this riddle. whee mrgreen neutral Now for some funnies Blonde Joke(I apologize in advance for this one it's a blonde joke. I don't mean to offend anyone it's just that this joke is funny in a retarded kind of way but, if I does offend anyone I am greatly sorry) sweatdrop A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!" mrgreen rofl Sherlock Holmes Joke ( this joke you might have to read a second time to get it)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good
meal, they lay down and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!"
"I see millions of stars," Watson said.
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson replied. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful. Meteorologically, I suspect we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"Watson, you idiot," he said. "Someone has stolen our tent!" mrgreen Deep sea Diving
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.
The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the hell are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote -
"I'M DROWNING, YOU MORON!!!" sweatdrop xp blaugh Some of the drawings I have done
mrgreen  mrgreen
Celcius, Summon Spirit ( I think thats how u spell it)
Tales of Symphonia
Copied using a grid technique
xp xp
Loyde ( I think that's the way it's spelled, can't remember his name)
Tales of Symphonia
Copied using a grid technique
4laugh 4laugh
Luna, Summon Spirit
Tales of Symphonia
Copied using a grid technique
xd : xd : Rei ( means ghost, i think, in japanese) I made this one from my imagination. I didn't copy anything all free hand
mrgreen mrgreen
Sheena
Tales of Symphoina
Free handed copy
mrgreen mrgreen
Sheena
Tales of Symphonia
Copied using a grid technique
xp xp
Sonic and a Cross Gun ( For those Trigun fans, I got the idea from Wolfwood's Gun)
Sonic the Hedghog Comic Book
Free handed copy
blaugh blaugh
Slyph, Summon Spirit
Tales of Symphonia
Free handed copy
whee whee
Doesn't have a name I call it Wolf Girl
Picture from the internet
Free handed copy
cool cool
Tails ( this was a project assignment for tech theater to help us in drawing on flats)
Sonic the Hedghog
Copied using a grid technique Ways to stay young #4
Hand Flute
Cup each hand and clap them together, keeping your fingers rounded. Line up your thumbs next to one another and blow onto the thumbs, with your bottom lip beneath your knuckle and your top lip beneath your fingernails. Leave a small space beneath the knuckle for air to escape.
To accomplish this feat requires patience and practice. If done correctly, you will hear a whistling sound which you can vary by raising and lowering the fingers on your outside hand.Doing this will change the notes and simulate the sound of a flute. mrgreen Feature Presentation!!! mrgreen xp blaugh tommy boy scene in halovision mrgreen
Click Me!!!!same tommy boy scene but normal vision neutral
Click Me!!!!!
|
